September 23rd, 2010
Thought of the Day: Sweet Aircraft
I was recently reminded of the existence of an interesting creature called a "sugar glider." It's a small marsupial that sort of, well, not really, but almost "flies."
But in this era of obesity and Type 2 Diabetes, I think the world would be better off if we came up with some non-caloric alternatives. I propose the following candidates:
- Aspartame Airplane
- Sucralose Helicopter
- Splenda Rocket
- Sweet'N Low Space Shuttle
Just doing my part. No need to thank me.