Mike Webb (nightvzn) wrote,
Mike Webb
nightvzn

Thought of the Day: Sweet Aircraft

Thought of the Day: Sweet Aircraft


I was recently reminded of the existence of an interesting creature called a "sugar glider." It's a small marsupial that sort of, well, not really, but almost "flies."

But in this era of obesity and Type 2 Diabetes, I think the world would be better off if we came up with some non-caloric alternatives. I propose the following candidates:

  • Aspartame Airplane

  • Sucralose Helicopter

  • Splenda Rocket

  • Sweet'N Low Space Shuttle


Just doing my part. No need to thank me.
Tags: funny, totd, word play
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